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…to boldly go where no man has gone before.

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texas-bass:

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

This is the absolute best thing ever

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The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of

The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day

The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem

The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free

The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education

The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people

The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job

The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day

albeeats:

Homemade veggie sushi + peanut noodles + salad + spicy tahini sauce DONTMINDIFIDO.

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NO, MALFOY. BROADWAY. BROADWAY.

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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impossiblemonsieur:

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

Sam Winchester / Dean Winchester

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princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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shadrachmaeckakshadestar:

buymypepsimax:

When you say the English title of an anime and someone condescendingly corrects you with the Japanese title.

image

 

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basementdemo:

My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.

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guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

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photographerandtheviewer:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

My time is now.

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